This blog is devoted to junk that psycho people thrive on.
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 7th, 2009
It’s 9:13pm and you’ve just arrived home after a grueling day of work at the Old Butterscotch Mill. You sweat your ass off for 12 hours today without a break, just churning and churning that goddamn butterscotch while your stupid boss sat in his little office laughing hysterically at internet jokes and eating Ritz bits™ [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 29th, 2008
Psychos dwell in one of three places: the forest, the city, and in rarer cases on Great Barrier Reefs. This is indisputable fact. I mean think about it. When was the last time you saw a psycho in a place other than those mentioned above? Exactly. So shut the fuck up. Now, inevitably when in [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 29th, 2008
Clam, vegetable, and corn chowder are the staple meal for anyone who has the guts to call themselves a psycho. Reason #1: chowder is universally available. I challenge you to go to any restaurant in the U.S./Nova Scotia and find a menu that doesn’t have a hearty chowder available. If you find yourself in an [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 28th, 2008
Bring miniature porcelain infants with you everywhere. Interact with them as often as possible, as if they were a standard size porcelain infant. When you are depositing money at the bank, approach the teller quietly and when you are face to face, whisper:
“Quiet. The baby is sleeping.”
She’ll give an awkward giggle at first, but as [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 16th, 2008
A great wise Indian man once said that “power exists in the retina.” This wise Indian man would later go on to die in what would be described by on-lookers as “the most ass-kickin’ rain dance of all time” but his truth had already been told. And now the truth can be yours. See something [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 30th, 2008
Regular people are always talking about bark carvings. “Oh, you gotta see this bark carving” or “Check out this bark carving” or “Bark carving.” But what KIND of bark carvings are they talking about? Do you know?! NO YOU DON’T! Because they lack specifics. And as psycho people know, specifics are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 16th, 2008
Mannequins are just like real people, except they are not alive. They wear a skin thicker than even ours. This is the attraction. Also, you can share a cup of tea with a mannequin and their piercing judgmental eyes won’t pick you apart, at least for a couple hours. The best way to steal [...]