This blog is devoted to junk that psycho people thrive on.
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 29th, 2008
Clam, vegetable, and corn chowder are the staple meal for anyone who has the guts to call themselves a psycho. Reason #1: chowder is universally available. I challenge you to go to any restaurant in the U.S./Nova Scotia and find a menu that doesn’t have a hearty chowder available. If you find yourself in an [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 28th, 2008
Bring miniature porcelain infants with you everywhere. Interact with them as often as possible, as if they were a standard size porcelain infant. When you are depositing money at the bank, approach the teller quietly and when you are face to face, whisper:
“Quiet. The baby is sleeping.”
She’ll give an awkward giggle at first, but as [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 16th, 2008
A great wise Indian man once said that “power exists in the retina.” This wise Indian man would later go on to die in what would be described by on-lookers as “the most ass-kickin’ rain dance of all time” but his truth had already been told. And now the truth can be yours. See something [...]