Stuff Psycho People Like

A great wise Indian man once said that “power exists in the retina.”  This wise Indian man would later go on to die in what would be described by on-lookers as “the most ass-kickin’ rain dance of all time” but his truth had already been told.  And now the truth can be yours.  See something you like?  Stare at it. See something you want?  Stare at it. See the flesh of another human being or animal that you’d like to wear as a parka?  STARE AT IT. You’ll see. Just stare and all of a sudden you are in that parka.  You are dancing around your basement in that parka.  You are in the Barnes & Noble magazine section sitting on a bench staring into space without reading anything, empty coffee cup in hand for six straight hours mumbling to yourself, in the motherfucking parka. Maybe parkas aren’t your thing. Well, my friend, that makes you a nazi, and nazi’s aren’t “socially acceptable”, so GET IT TOGETHER. There’s a rain dance a’ comin’ and we don’t need you making us all look like fools!

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