#4 Miniature Porcelain Infants
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 28th, 2008
Bring miniature porcelain infants with you everywhere. Interact with them as often as possible, as if they were a standard size porcelain infant. When you are depositing money at the bank, approach the teller quietly and when you are face to face, whisper:
“Quiet. The baby is sleeping.”
She’ll give an awkward giggle at first, but as [...]